Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  bring back mid budget films!! this was a fucking blast. i can’t remember the last time i was laughing this much in a theatre. Jack Quaid absolutely KILLED it and needs to be hollywood’s new poster child, he is so much fun and plays his roles so well. some of these lines were just absolutely hilarious and had me compulsively dying of laughter to no end, and the action was just ever so slightly too gross to make me turn away a couple times while loving it all the rest. plot twist changed lives we actually all gasped 9/10

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025 5

  i already loved this and then massi explained how deep it was and shit and now i love it even more! overall very well paced, quippy as hell, and a pretty accurate depiction of me and slu bitching each other out as usual. i had a lot of fun with this, with very little to critique. definitely the best thing to come out so far this year (tied with captain america probably), i really gotta check out more of Bong Joon-Ho's movies. very very good time totally worth trekking over to whitby for 9/10

Popular reviews

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  Best Player 2011

  ★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2023 1

  big time rush playing in the arcade was so real

  also jerry trainor is nickelodeon’s jim carrey and no one can convince me otherwise 5.5/10

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  The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex 2013

  ★★½ Watched 16 May 2023 1

  why is every single character in this entire franchise either gay or bi or incest or into beastiality or multiple of the above