Matthew Hayes

Matthew Hayes

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Green Knight

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

  • Oldboy

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Luigi Mangione 17

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    I would name my robot megatron

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  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    ★★

    Martin Scorsese is eating his heart out rn, THIS IS CINEMA

    A Romeo and Juliet story where Romeo is a Jesus-hating emo and Juliet is a devout Christian. Also it's a musical.

    I started watching this because it looked like the biggest monstrosity ever conceived but soon realised it was ironic and satirical genius. Best movie I have watched of the century 10/10, I rated it a 2 here bc it's too powerful to be given a score that truly reflects its genius and depth.

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★★★

    A dismal, dark, and visually stunning masterpiece that rivetingly examines the chaos of being a minion on the run, “Minions: The Rise of Gru” is often considered by the highest quality of cinephiles, the most realistically shocking Minion picture of all time.

    Perhaps the movie’s conception of “banana” looks a bit quaint in with modernistic eyes, and Stuart & Bob don’t perform like they do in the previous installment, Minions (2015). But unlike Minions (2015) (where the minions team up with…