Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 May 2024

  this movie rules and is AN HOUR AND FOURTY-FIVE MINUTES LONG

  god they just don’t do it like they used to way back in the day (2011)

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  good fucking lord

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2022

  As we walked out of the movie theater Kevin said aloud “Matthew’s going to give this movie three stars” and I said “you don’t know me” and he said “well what were you planning on giving it?” And I would just like the world to know that he is an ASS WIPE

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2021

  Hooting and also hollering. The Movies are back, baby!*

  
  *i watched this in my living room eating Chinese food and drinking two cans of beer

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