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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Do not watch before bed - the only thing this film gives is anxiety

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Genres combine but the characters split in half. 🟡🟡
  I’ve never seen a sci-fi horror that said so much, so clearly.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  1/2 a star off for not getting Stanley Tucci as the next pope. Would let Ralf Fiennes molest me.

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