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Night Tide 1961
Way more conflicted and upset about this than expected like I just feel like someone carved out my insides
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Mermaid Isle 2020
The shittiest looking mermaids I have ever seen, like goddamn the movie is literally called Mermaid Isle and they couldn't even bother making the tails look halfway decent and I don’t wanna hear shit about budget cause I’ve seen hobbyists and 12 year old girls in the early 2010s with higher quality tails/costumes than this
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The Lighthouse 2019
Obviously it’s gorgeous, but really I love just seeing Pattinson and Defoe singing sea shanties one minute than trying to murder each other the next. Also the mermaid was rad, more movies should have mermaids
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