Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Headache inducing on 3 hours of sleep. Only got halfway through and glad I didn’t finish it. Reuben told me the ending and I am glad I saved an hour of my life. 

  The chimp wasn’t half bad.

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  Birth 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Shit, I’d do the same for Nicole Kidman

Popular reviews

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2023 3

  War scenes were awesome and the gore was amazing. Really refreshing to see such intense gore in a major Hollywood production. 

  Joaquin’s performance was mid and consisted of a lot of cringey dialogue and moments. I really would have liked this to be more serious. 

  Really felt like a marvel movie at times with the shitty dialogue and bland characters. 

  I hope the 4 hour cut has more backshot footage. 

  I wanted Kubrick's Napoleon…

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  Megalopolis 2024

  Watched 26 Sep 2024 3

  Some guy at my theatre walked out screaming “WORST MOVIE EVER!” Then immediately after Hitler came on screen.