Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Tauriel wanted that dwarf dick so bad

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Charmed

Popular reviews

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  WALL·E 2008

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Feb 2024

  There will be rivers of blood and
  the wicked shall be drowned nor
  shall the high places be spared and
  the bridges shall be swept away and
  men shall say that the end of the
  world cometh upon them!

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  Good film, just a shame neither timothee chalamet or zendaya climbed out the screen and sucked me off

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