Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spanglish 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

  This movie is perfect and Flor makes me sweaty.

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  Cast Away 2000

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  Watched this again while 1000 miles from home and now I want to talk to a volleyball

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025 1

  When we last left our heroes, we found out Bella was three months pregnant after about two weeks of getting railed. Well now she’s bout ready to pop out a baby vampire. They make her drink blood from a big gulp cup. Jorts is still tryna get some and Edwardo is like whatever you can hangout with us I don’t care. She dies for like ten minutes but it’s chill cus she comes back as a vampire which she wanted…

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  Limitless 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jan 2025

  How I feel after popping a Zyn and three beer.

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