Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Starstruck 2010

  Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This will always fill a spot on pre-teen Matty’s four favorites

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  Julie & Julia 2009

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Never have I ever felt more seen than seeing the tables only reaching the thighs of Julia Childs’ big body

Popular reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  Watched 24 Jun 2024

  I don't think I can ever wear my glasses while having long hair again out of fear of looking like this dweeb-like rendition of Glen Powell.

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  Private Life 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 20 May 2024

  Seeing Paul Giamatti flop around just makes me comfortable and happy

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