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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Um, Nosferatu? You’re cancelled now, buddy.

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024 1

  I should do this one day 🤔

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ½ Added

  Just a real fucking piece of shit. 

  There's so much wrong with this movie, a letterboxd review couldn't express the (admittedly excessive and unnecessary) rage I have for this film. But fuck self-censorship - this is a review for Jurassic World.

  For starters, Jurassic Piece of Shit World encapsulates everything wrong with modern franchise filmmaking nowadays. Many scenes are irrelevant to the movie just so they can set up Jurassic World 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Moreover, why the…

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  Paddington 2014

  ★★★★★ Added

  This film is a motherfucking treasure. 

  Fuck Dunkirk. 

  Fuck Love Actually. 

  Fuck Chariots of Fire. 

  If you really want a film that truly and effectively patriotizes England (even for non-Brits who want to embrace their inner Tea-aboo), Paddington is where it's fucking at, bitchezzzzz. 

  It contains within its Britishly modest 95 minute running time: smart directing, beautiful cinematography, a delightful script, a charming, lovable cast, a heartwarming story - and greatest of all - a walkin', talkin', raincoat-rockin' Peruvian bear…

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