I’m a bit too young to really relate to the fascination of Amish that was so popular in the past, apart from Weird Al’s song being memorized by every middle schooler around me when I was 12.
I expected more gritty, noir, on-the-run action and suspense from the synopsis, but got more of a “slice-of-life: what it’s like to be Amish for Harrison Ford”
The romance side plot that actually took the foreground made me fucking groaaan.
Nothing like an…

This movie has everything. I mean holy smokes. So many different sets that look amazing. The costumes are so detailed. The combat is so fun and impressive. These martial artists are incredible. It’s supremely corny and fun.
Jack shoots above him as his friends make a battle cry and rocks fall on his head, knocking him out for most of the fight. After kissing the gal, he has a bunch of lipstick on his mouth and teeth for his big…