Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Always 1989

  ★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Not for me. But only because it sucks

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  The Road 2009

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  If you give Viggo an opportunity, you better believe he’s gonna show his wiener

Popular reviews

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  Abduction 2011

  ★ Watched 03 Jul 2021

  A promising premise annihilated by an awful script and a major league dullard having a staring contest with the audience. I feel like I’m gonna get pinkeye for keeping my eyes open around this turd

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  I watched this on my birthday, which made me feel like part of the story

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