maurz

maurz

Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Whiplash
  • The Matrix

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  • Bee Movie

    ★★

  • Hancock

    ★★★½

  • Piranha 3D

    ½

  • Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

    ★★★

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  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★

    that bee must be packing a 10in penis for him to date that baddie

  • Hancock

    Hancock

    ★★★½

    that nigga surely has a gigantic cock

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  • Piranha 3D

    Piranha 3D

    ½

    This one was on a whole nother level of amazing, i just couldnt get enough of that piranha botty longing for nasty piranha dick, but overall this shit almost made me puke, disgusting ass movie with boring and lazy pacing i just dont know what the fuck that director was thinking or smoking while making this crime against hummanity

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