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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
people talking about how it’s bad and that it’s not realistic or that abe is a boring dude in a boring story that looks fake because how can he punch a hole thru a vampire bc he wrapped a silver chain around it like. be so fucking for real this is a story about abraham lincoln being a vampire hunter where he’s wielding an axe at age 50 and cartwheeling on a moving locomotive train of course it’s not realistic it’s supposed to be camp and if u don’t get i’m sorry but ur slow bc this is a Movie movie
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Now You See Me 2013
rewatched this but didn’t know it was the directors cut and wowwwwwwwwwwww bc this was so good like u don’t get it it’s so dumb and fun and silly they got jesse eisenberg and woody harrelson as the classic ratty autist and grumpy uncle combo and dave franco being hot silly and isla fisher as the diversity hire and finally bruce banner what more do u want
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