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Seven Psychopaths 2012
Genuinely one of my all time favourites.
You can tell it would have been hilarious to be in the same room as Collin, Sam and Chris.
Truely the answer to the question ‘how far can the boys go?’
Half star deducted because Woody Harrelson didn’t have his whole Woodussy in it.
I could write an essay on how charismatic Sam Rockwell is. He has the same energy as Jim Carrey in that if you get him he’s hilarious and if…
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Challengers 2024
You know how you shouldn’t shop for groceries on an empty stomach? You also shouldn’t make a film while being really horny… unless you’re Luca Guadagino, then I guess it works.
Truely astonishing cinematography and a colour palate that made me crave a vanilla ice cream cone or something.
The knee shot made me throw up in my mouth a little idk why we had to make that so gooey Luca but go off I guess.
Maybe the real friends were the threesome we made along the way.
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Nosferatu 2024
The latest culprit of “hear me out” is here and he’s stinky and full of maggots.
Loved the practical effects, loved the voice. Lilly rose depp has officially been redeemed from The Idol and whilst small, nosferatussy IS an improvement on Tedros.
I will be doing the voice for at least two months.
Yours truely,
This guy
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