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i rate things highly because i'm just kind of a positive guy. bit of a happy-go-lucky chap

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Monster
  • The Social Network
  • Past Lives

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  • Shrek 2

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  • Mickey 17

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  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

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  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

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    look i'm not gonna pretend i wasn't pounding rum but man i had a good time with this one. shrek tuah

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

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    have you seen the new film by the director of Parasite? yeah the one where british comedian slash poet Tim Key gets crushed in a door while wearing a pigeon suit and the wilhelm scream plays. yeah it DOES have great worldbuilding

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

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    i actually DO want to rock. DJ. so. put that in your monkey and smoke it

    really weirdly good?? stupidly good?? the monkey thing just works man!! i kept thinking how much worse it would've been without the monkey. i went in expecting this to be just okay but michael gracey really cooked with this monkey thing. monkey

  • Chicago

    Chicago

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    i hadn't seen that slick lawyer in anything before but now ...... let's just say i'm a bit of a gerehead

    really wildly good movie musical. 99% of it felt like i was just watching a stage production which feels incredibly hard to do while still clearly being a movie??? wowzer. the puppet song choreography went absolutely fucking bonkers hard and renee zellweger as a ventriloquist dummy was creepy as shit