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  Doctor Sleep 2019

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Doctor Sleep? More like Doctor Alseep. Because that’s what this fuckass mess made me. Why tarnish the shinings legacy with this. Like this just didn’t need to be made. Having some big showdown at the overlook hotel was so predictable and cheesy. TWO AND A HALF STARS.

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Carry-On? More like I couldn’t wait for this to end so I could Carry On with my life. J-Bate as a villain was surprising. In a good way. But yeah pretty mid and forgettable. TWO AND A HALF STARS.

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Trap (2024)? More like Crap (2024). Stupidest idea for a movie ever. And there was no twist at the end. I thought there was always a twist. Or maybe I didn’t understand, I watched this movie on a plane so I couldn’t really see or hear what was happening. HALF A STAR.

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  Strange Darling? More like Lame-ge Darling. What a disappointment, I thought this was going to be really good based on the trailer. ONE STAR.

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