Elisa, not Max Conrad

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Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • The Farewell
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • The Mummy Returns

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  • Last Breath

    ★★★

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★

  • The Watch

    ★★★½

  • Before Sunset

    ★★★★★

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  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★

    i was extremely confused to find out that maggie gylenhaal was not a lesbian

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★★

    these two are real yearners

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★½

    okay i sat on this a bit more and i actually do not like this movie as a whole very much despite actually laughing out loud for most of it

    the good: 
    - costume design was excellent
    - rachel sennot and ayo edibiri have great comedic timing and chemistry 
    - marshawn lynch was pretty funny and better than expected
    - pretty funny jokes and one-liners 

    the bad: 
    - the satire / world of the movie doesn’t make internal sense. i…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★

    there are certainly things i appreciate about this film like the imagery, the lighting, and the original music. i am also glad a heavy handed coming-of-age trans horror movie exists. i also like the analog horror of the vhs tapes and anything we got about The Pink Opaque itself. 

    however it just didn’t click fully with me. i thought the script was simultaneously repetitive and over-expository while also not giving enough information. i thought the performances were less than stellar,…