Just a rejected Kingsman Plot.
Nothing in this entire movie felt real
Jason Fucking Statham
Love watching him beat up people. But for some reason he seems to kill a lot of civilians which seems uncalled for.
Some of my favorite quotes from this fine piece of cinema:
"Oh look your book fell apart… it must’ve seen your face."
"Me too!! I love Woody Allen!"
"Liberty Bell if you put one more bac-o on that baked potato I’m going to kick your little monkey butt!"
"You know at school, I’m a legend, they call me the cautionary whale."
You can learn the context when you watch the movie.
Sam said Cayetana reminded him of Delmar. That was funny. FOUR STARS!