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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Rating proof due to critical levels of Woke Mind Virus.

  Give it up for Joon-Ho, patron saint of big antifa swings.

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  American Gigolo 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I wish I had seen this as a 12 year old — it would have been like a cheat code to attaining romantic and sexual maturity.

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2023

  “Can you find the wolves in this picture?”

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  Watched 25 Dec 2024

  It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a movie actively NGAF this hard (complimentary).

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