Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  wanted a couple more skrillex needle drops but i’ll live

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  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i also drive a pussy wagon (2007 Hyundai Santa Fe, the battery is dead, the timing belt is broken, it has two flat tires and the locks don’t work)

Popular reviews

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  The Gnome-Mobile 1967

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  so many questions

  - why is there a pimp gnome? 

  that’s it. why is there a pimp gnome??

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  bunch of nerds yapping and complaining about how this ties in with the other ones but i never saw any of that shit so i hit a little nae nae anytime they shot aliens and cried every time they were mean to andy