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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 25 Jan 2025

  okay. all my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. always, a lump. then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the “hormonees’. it started to grow. so I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the bobopsy. inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. yes. inside the lump was my twin.

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ½ Watched 30 Dec 2021

  one star for Jennifer Lawrence getting angry about paying for snacks, one star for Jonah Hill’s bag. then minus them again because it was so bad

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  Annette 2021

  ★ Added 1

  has anyone thought about the fact that in the film Ann has a baby called Annette and Ann is played by Marion and the baby is played by a marionette

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  mother! 2017

  ½ Added

  I feel like Darren Aronofsky was stirring a pot for 90 minutes telling me he was making the best damn soup I was ever going to eat in my life and then served me a bowl of water with an old shoe, a soggy bible and a squashed bag of potato chips. And then tried to ladel the image of a woman getting beat up directly down my actual gullet because Ooh, Edgy and Original and You Don't Understand This Metaphor Unless I REALLY Hammer It Home.

  Sorry Darren, you're cancelled.