Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  More like a midder than a thriller

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  Vivarium 2019

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Rachel’s kid

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025 4

  I’d turn that key until Theo James and I were the only two left

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  Hey Megan Fox, it’s me Max. Things aren’t going so well with MGK, huh? Oh he cheated on you because you wouldn’t drink his piss like some other bitch would. Instead of cheating on you here’s a list of things I would let you do to me. 

  1. Tie me up to a radiator and hit me in the head with a tire iron

  2. Run me over with a ford f-150 during Toyotathon and I’ll be the one apologizing…