Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hidden 2015

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  1 star for all the damage these duffer assholes inadvertently did to streaming.

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  Borderline 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This movie works more like a stylistic exercise in how much Ray Nicholson can hold together a collection of overlong, beautifully shot scenes. Turns out a lot. And for the record, this is what Joker 2 should've been. Also, features the best duet/people throwing each other through a glass window scene in cinema.

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2023 6

  Can't wait for Cocaine Bear 2: Heroin Shark

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2023 2

  Could the Guardians not simply have paused the movie, emerged from the theater screen, go and locate that creatively bereft Kevin Feige robot from She-Hulk, and ask it to fix/retcon everything? We know this is possible.