Maxwell Marte

Maxwell Marte Pro

yeah i watched veggie tales as a kid, i guess i’m what you could call “awesome”

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Magnolia
  • Before Sunrise
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Last Breath

    ★★½

  • In the Lost Lands

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • It

    It

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    I really admire how much Soderbergh’s movies delight in slowly revealing themselves to the audience. I’m not just talking about plot twists, often they seem to get a real pleasure out of unveiling the depths of their premises. You think you’re in store for a simple genre exercise, and then he pulls the rug out from under you and shows you that you’re actually tangled up in something much thornier. He’s a real showman, a cinematic magician. Not to the mention the world’s most productive retiree!

    8/10

  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★½

    More of a “live action NPR article” than a “movie”

    5/10

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  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★½

    Film about the most boring relationship of all time! It’s not even boring in an interesting way. Florence Pugh plays one of the most accomplished people alive while Andrew Garfield is the human equivalent of a cotton ball — is that the foundation of a compelling relationship? Didn’t care what happened to either of them at any point, and got absolutely nothing out of this whatsoever. In lieu of popcorn, bring a pillow.

    5/10

  • Will & Harper

    Will & Harper

    ★★½

    Listen I hope this movie works for the out of touch middle aged parents it’s designed for, but if you’ve ever met a trans person before I’m pretty sure this movie will do almost nothing for you. Frustrating flick. 

    5/10