Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Once Upon a Time in the West 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “Story by Dario Argento, Bernardo Bertolucci, and Sergio Leone” - I’ll tell you what my head just about exploded

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Soderbergh is our rock. I’m so serious

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  My favorite kind of movie lots of butts and no subtext no metaphors no allegories just pure tush

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024 2

  are people going to kill me if I say beautiful and epic but also kinda boring