Max

Max

college kid who watches stuff and gives unsolicited takes

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Alien
  • Paranormal Activity
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Land of the Lost

    ★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Awesome movie, well acted and filmed. Kept me engaged the entire time, loved how messy it was all these grown ass men gossiping in a mess hall like college students. I really enjoyed the commentary on progress and the direction of the Church in the modern world + all the other areas of the world represented. Interesting watch as a Jew the level of organization and pageantry involved in the choosing of the pope.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    Fun watch if I turned my brain off, Elijah Wood being a weird little guy is always great. Gore for gore’s sake when I was hoping it would be more paranormal/annabelle-esqe.

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  • Frogman

    Frogman

    ★★★

    Frogman Fucks might be the best line in cinema. Cinema is back.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    A much more frightening adaption of the original film but lacks most of the charm of the wack ass Nosferatu. Distraught there is no scene of Orlock scampering with his coffin.