What a disastrous train wreck. But it was so uninteresting it was like watching paint dry on a closet wall. A film that had absolutely zero idea what it wanted to be. A Menu type film? Midsommar type film? Body horror gross film? Speechy religious film? Dark comedy? Fuck I have zero idea. What was the tone of this film while we are at it? We are questioning everything in our minds a million miles a minute until the disheartening…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
I stared at the screen for 2 hours and didn’t have one single emotion. Just stared. This is strictly product. Things are buzzing and blowing up. Double crosses. Characters not who they are. Just nothing. Sure this is perfectly serviceable. It’s not bad even. But it’s really just nothing.
But seriously this should’ve just been a 4 part tv show on Disney plus. It looks like it. The action isn’t shot particularly well. The dialouge is weak. We’ve got a…Translated from by
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Ferrari 2023
Maybe Michael Mann is just my perfect car but what’s he’s selling I’m buying here. Sleek and stylish like the namesake car this is Mann doing what he does best. Driver and Cruz are at the top of their game here. Race scenes are all excellent. Absolutely stunning to look at. Some will probably find this too cold and not enough there but I found plenty to chew on. Thought the dialogue was rich and involving. There’s several scenes between…
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Saturday Night 2024
Pretty Excellent job of portraying the hectic-ness of a live show, especially considering the time period and how unknown this was. Cast here is all downright excellent. All of the prime time players are casted pretty perfectly and get their own moments. Major props to Labelle, Sennett, and Hoffman as Lorne, Rose and Ebersoll respectively. All knocked it out of the park. Labelle plays it straight and realistic and it really comes off. His calm nervousness never gets showy and…
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