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Good Burger 1997
we really are all just dudes. some wacky burger-themed hijinx occurred, so what if i liked it?
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
pussy so good it killed a guy
i liked the part where nosferatu uses his shadow wizardry to make ellen cum at night for like a week straightTranslated from by
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Hereditary 2018
This was the first movie to genuinely creep me tf out. The imagery was gross and it was pretty unsettling. I also liked the pacing of the story, I felt like the ramping up at the end kinda felt like a ride crashing in a good way. Dead bodies ew ew
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Interview with the Vampire 1994
Damn these bitches (vampires) gay. Good for them, good for them. There is nothing more erotic and homosexual than two vampire “roommates”
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