Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  Mmm, When you swing across that huge wide gorge to get to that tight n narrow one. (Sorry)

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Jocelyn you’ve finally found your freak!

Popular reviews

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  Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2020 2

  Have u ever seen a horse and a man with so much pent up sexual tension? Have you ever seen an eagle cry and tasted it’s tears? Have you ever burst open hearts worldwide with just a flick or ur mane and a grunt? Have you ever looked the face of America dead in his beady eyes and said ‘you can’t take me, I’m free.’ ?

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2022

  So patient! Nothing thrills me as hard as Lotr special features in the boxset. They really respected the world building in the set building process. 
  Elrond is hot like lick hot chocolate off my body this is so wrong.
  Pippin is hot like take his virginity and he’s got a surprising amount of stamina.
  Frodo is hot like take his virginity and he got no stamina but in an endearing way.
  Gandalf is hot like remember when we met 30…