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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Actually I do have a movie bar. And this falls far below it. It was fun I guess but the writing was so boofy and Paul mescal was not.. doing much. PEDRO HOT THO

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  Epic 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025 1

  Based on all my reviews I think we can conclude that my movie bar is pretty low but this movie stays winning. Lola and jmoo are so those two slugs.

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2021

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  White House Down 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 1

  Honestly this was a fire movie. You know when you’re scrolling and you don’t know what to watch and you choose something completely random cause you see that Channing Tatum and Maggie gynellhal are in it. The way these movies usually turn out (in my experience): a loose plot trying to be serious, some emotional tortured main character backstory, bad fight scenes, and a bad romance. Let me tell you this: White House Down is not that movie. It’s a…

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