Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Love Me 2024

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  We are but from AI satellite and to AI satellite we shall return

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  After seeing High Life I’ve BEEN saying that I need to see Robert Pattinson in an actually good outer space movie and here we are I love his handsome self

  This isn’t really what I was expecting but it was very entertaining. Although just an awful performance from mark ruffalo and his veneers—a superficial caricature that added nothing to the commentary, art is political yerrr but the art necessitates a little more than regurgitating a tired persona

Popular reviews

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2023

  War criminal obamna’s passion project be like

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  Anaïs in Love 2021

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2023

  I don’t like to conflate the likability of a character with the merits of a movie but sheeeesh she was so delusional— very cringey to miss the mark of a carefree, sensual, chaotic young woman and instead proudly portray a narcissistic weirdo 

  The lack of romantic tension made the beach scene a jumpscare 

  The only potentially saving grace was Emilie’s final monologue but even so it didn’t belong to this story, in another plot it would have been evanescently and wistfully compelling

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