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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 May 2024

  I feel like it shouldn’t take 13 years, 2 career ending injuries and a lifetime of cosplaying as a broke kid to discover that you should be a throuple, especially if you three way kissed on the first night

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  The age old question of “what does it mean to be human”. The Daughter of Frankenstein learns that to be human she has to have loads of sex. First for pleasure and then for money. With all these lessons in mind, she arrives at the conclusion that she wishes to carry her “Dr Moreau” fathers legacy because even that is better than the hellhole that would’ve been her life with her husband before her accudent

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Almost a comedy but not really almost a romance but not really almost a decent historical retelling but not quite. As inadequate a movie as Napoleon himself was a man and a leader

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  Sydney Sweeney and Dermot Mulroney carrying this all the way to 3 stars. Nothing else to see here except they tried to “Mamma Mia” Natasha Bedingfields Unwritten (maybe the boldest decision in the movie)

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