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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  That was sick. PUMP IT UP YOU GOTTA PUMP IT UP

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Why is there a movie about a tall girl in the first place it’s not the reason she’s unlikeable. Stig and Jodi look like siblings blonde people shouldn’t date. Best friends hair needs fixing she got the short straw. Also, the homecoming outfit looked like Shakespeare’s personal dressage horse. Honourable watch quote: ‘That high pony has to be a form of self harm’

Popular reviews

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  The Babadook 2014

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Babashook at how bad this was

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025 1

  Love a biopic. Men ain’t shit but fits were fire 🔥 bonus points bc a guy came alone to the cinema and brought a book to read before it started.

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