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Recent reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  some of my thoughts during the film:
  • how do they get off the worms, and why are they afraid to show us? is it kinda silly?
  • more like The Yappening: Part Two
  • tom holland checked the weather app real quick when timmy made his move
  • did elvis clap his uncle’s cheeks off-screen?
  • my gf rides my worm like that
  • Nissan-Al Goteem
  • elvis was very smooth and well-oiled. drop the skincare routine please.
  • timmy had his own personal stan. the power.
  • dear amc: my chair was TOO NOISY!!! sounded like FARTING!!!

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Jun 2023

  i counted 41 uses of the word “family” but according to my research the correct count is 56.
  i had to go to the bathroom and the projection booth guy wouldn’t pause it for me, so i guess i missed some.
  even though the blame rests solely on him, i’ve failed you nonetheless.
  and for that i am truly sorry.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.