Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Meet the Fockers 2004

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  His cousins are named Randy and Ornie Focker hahaha

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Packed a ton of heart into what could have been an extremely bleak film. I laughed, I cried, I had fun! Clearly the work of a masterful director with an arsenal of amazing acting talent at his disposal and a budget fit for the director of an Oscar winner looking to go big on their next project. Absolutely worth it to see, especially in a theater.

  The main criticism I have of Mickey 17 is more about the tonality of…

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Very horny film. Nominating Lily Rose Depp for Queen of the nepo babies. Whoever the fuck the actor is that played Orlock’s little bitch boy minion pulled absolutely no punches. Dude had me fully convinced he signed a pact with the Devil to break apart Nicholas Hoult’s marriage in exchange for a lesser fiefdom in Hell as the Prince of Rats.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Was expecting horror and thrills, but was completely surprised by the levels of CAMP. Longlegs would have been the greatest frontman to a band ever. Something like “Longlegs and The Man Downstairs” or “The Dolls”

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