Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Eggers said somewhere that he wanted this film to make vampires feel scary again. I think he succeeded with great aplomb.
  I'm definitely glazing, but he has such a proficiency for horror that each of his films in the genre has left me unsettled after seeing them.
  This is a devastatingly beautiful film. I loved every second of it.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Absolutely batshit film and I am here for it.
  I loved the gore and body horror so much. It has such a steady build-up that by the end, it becomes just gonzo weirdness that is a joy to watch. Demi and Margaret give stunningly entertaining performances throughout, and the film keeps up a great pace that never left me feeling bored, even though it is over two hours long.

Popular reviews

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  Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel 2018

  ★ Watched 19 Apr 2020 3

  I think this might actually be thee dumbest fucking horror movie I have ever seen.

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2021 5

  I'm all the way in with Cage's renaissance these past few years man. He's been delivering some absolute banger performances that just entrance and enchant me with their simplistic, raw energy. I will follow this man to his fucking pyramid grave, I swear. Whoever says this is some kind of deconstruction of John Wick and the revenge movie is lying to you though - this is straight-up Nicolas Cage's Ratatouille.
  Also, can someone please explain to me what the fuck a truffle is and why they're so expensive? Are they like a kind of super mushroom or something?