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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  What the hell was that?
  Elijah Wood drinking from that giant drink bottle was 10/10 though. I feel like he and Daniel Radcliffe together would make for an excellent comedy movie.

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This movie confused me. I didn't really know how to come into it and I think I needed to suspend my disbelief more.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Sep 2024

  A three hour long orgasm.
  Everything about this movie is pure perfection.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  As soon as NSYNC started playing I knew I was in for a good time.
  I do wonder how long the average viewer will put up with the 'metaverse' as a lazy plot device. Even Marvel seems to be accepting that most people aren't switched on to the idea. The self awareness of this film was very refreshing from the MCU nerd fart huffing that the current phase has been heading down.

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