McHellman

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Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Jesus' Son
  • Grandma's Boy

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Lost Highway

    ★★★★

  • Lost Highway

    ★★★★

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    We haven’t seen much of this kind of homoerotic buddy comedy / PG-13 splatter since ‘80s stuff like Dead Heat. I’m pretty here for it, if only it didn’t feel as rushed and half-baked. Stuff just kind of happens and then you’re on to the next set piece, and nothing really lands. Would I see it again? Hell no. Would I see a Monkey II? Absolutely.

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★

    I needed to think about this movie after rewatching it, so I went to the place that settles my brain, it’s kind of this hallway in my room … well no, it’s not in my room, ok you enter it from there so maybe it’s like an alcove rather than a hallway? Like, it doesn’t lead anywhere and it’s got no lights or windows and it’s painted a dark grey. Me, I’d paint it like orange or light blue, something…

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  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★

    Watching while sleep-deprived, a few things occurred to me
    - the characters have gone from “eccentric” to DSM-5 diagnosable. We really miss the stabilizing protagonists of the first. 
    - guy with ‘90s indie posters and vinyl, pretentious reader, can’t wait to “get out of this town”, making out to svefn-g-englar … some very on-the-nose micro-nostalgia for me. Wait - am I the target audience for this movie? I thought it would take Eraserhead 2 (Eraser2ead?) to fire such an arrow…

  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★

    The twists are telegraphed right from the trailer, but the non-linear storytelling is super effective, cranking each turn in the plot after just the right amount of tease. And it’s pretty - hand the camera to Phoebe’s bro more often.

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