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Recent reviews

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  Sicario 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Being a guys girl and its ramifications…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  When I was in HS I told my ex that I thought spaceX was cool, and then she said: spaceX inevitably elitist + money funding spaceX could be saving earth instead, and then I said: Ohh true. Elon musk bad… And that goes to show you how a single interaction with a girl can salvage a dude from slithering his way down the alt-right pipeline.  

  Unfortunately for Bong Joon Ho, I’m now so evolved from all the feminist literature I read that his on-the-nose pastiche commentary fails to move me 🥱🙄🙄

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025 2

  Elle Fanning perpetually has the face of every one of my friend’s girlfriends ever when it is abundantly clear that they will be fighting on the way home from the party. 

  Long ass sentence. Rambling. Like a rolling stone, perchance.

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  Dunkirk 2017

  ★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2024 1

  Spent half the movie trying to figure out whether or not that was actually Harry Styles. Spent the other half wondering what wartime concoctions the Brits were cooking up while stranded on the island. It can’t have been good…

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