Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  really just wanted to rewatch this for willem dafoe goin goblin mode

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  Honestly such a fun movie, why the rebranded hate lately? Jessica Alba is almost too damn beautiful, I'm distracted every time she speaks honestly just "blah blah, proper place, proper noun, blah blah" type shit. Everyone else is really hot, too. Kerry Washington?! Like how did we just stop talking about this movie and how colorful and fun it is?

Popular reviews

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  Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2019 1

  Sat through explosions, cars, and lies, only for Hobbs and Shaw to NOT swap spit at least once by the end??? Thought this was a romcom, what th-

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  YOOOOOO!!!!!!

  I'm so glad this came out in March, this was the best bloody, sexy, scary, gorey, hilarious, action-packed experience I've maybe ever had in the theater and I've seen some funny, gay gore! 

  K Stew and Katy O'Brian though, holy fuck and shit??? I want them to spot me from across the bar and dig my vibe so baddddd. *starts shaking and foaming at the mouth* 

  *snuck my boba and egg rolls in (as a birthday wish to myself) while the characters happened to be eating at a chinese restaurant lmaooo

  what a fun, bloody, gay movie, i need see it eight more times.