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A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter 2024
Don't know why we made Chappell cosplay straight otherwise solid
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
Nicole Kidman I need like a genuine play by play on how this man was worth any of your precious time
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The Edge of Love 2008
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
They really said lets put two of some of the most attractive people in a movie where they play a couple in the 40s and then have the leading lady who happens to be Keira Knightley struggle to choose between Cillian fucking Murphy and some ugly ass white guy. With her best friend who happens to be the hot wife of said ugly white guy be fucked over ever second of this movie. wtf.
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Halloween Kills 2021
At this point the towns people are so fucking stupid I’m honestly rooting for Michael now
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