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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Pretending that this never happened. Many people say the real Gladiator II, written by Nick Cave, is still in development

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  Fyi for anyone under false pretenses to avoid disappointment: This movie is NOT set in the same cinematic universe as The Hitmans Bodyguard and the Hitmans Wife's Bodyguard

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★½ Watched 25 Dec 2022

  Just like in the movie, my mind kept returning to the glass onion. Rian Johnson is a director that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable. But in fact, the centre is in plain sight - just like Miles Bron, Johnson is actually an idiot.

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★ Watched 22 Jul 2022

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  PLEASE STOP with the action movie cliche of playing popular music during climatic action scenes

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