Sometimes I watch a thing, and when I do I’ll come here and say if I liked it or not.
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My Boyfriend's Back 1993
“I almost took a bite outta my friend Eddie and it was such the wrong thing to do! He’s very mad!”
Why does Matthew McConaughey bother to keep acting? He’s already done his best movie, nothing’s topping this. You peaked early dude, accept that and move on.
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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time 2006
I too would become a time traveler if my sister ate my pudding. I mean what else am I going to do, walk to the store and buy another one?
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Ghost Rider 2007
Kid me: "This is the best movie ever!"
Teen me: "This is garbage, you actually liked it?"
Adult me: "Dudes it's just a fun comic book movie, chill."
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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
Let’s see Bane try that crap with present day Glen Powell, so we can watch our boy slap that mask right off his face
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