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Love Don't Co$t a Thing 2003
Any buy me love but the main guy doesn’t really suck. -2 stars for being a remake. Would have gotten 3.5
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
“That’s one big pile of S***”
Wearing a white dress at your sister’s wedding, talking politics on a first date, making a pizza out of cauliflower dough and tempeh, hell, even taking a dump on your grandmother’s driveway is still more respectable than what Colin did to this franchise. But hey at least we’ve got Dodgson here.
All we wanted was T. rex but what Colin gave us was two hours of grasshoppers, Laura Dern being excruciatingly obnoxious, and the…
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The Batman 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Excited to see the bat-man of the early 2000s put on everyone’s favorite leather clad emo bat suit. Also Paul Dano as the riddler is a Yes. First third of the movie train tunnel fight scene? Dope. Second two thirds was watching Catwoman fail to cat, Batman fail to Bat, and the Riddler failing to riddle. U-R-L-Rata Alada came straight out of Dora. But hey at least we got to see Joker and Riddler buddy it up in Arkham.
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