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  Cats 2019

  ½ Added

  T.S. Eliot was into some weird stuff, but not like this.

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Added

  This meeting could have been an email.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★★ Added

  Bella and Edward finally have sex and everybody is willing to die for their ugly CGI baby.

  Also, I can rate this series 4 stars now because I am old enough and secure enough to admit I like this series unironically.

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★ Added

  Really the only inaccurate thing about this movie is that the shitty law school frat bro actually gets what he deserves.

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