Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Blade Runner 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe'
  

  It's taken me a very long time to watch Blade Runner, and in doing so I feel I've completed a quest a much younger version of myself set me many years ago. As a certified weird child with an overactive imagination thoroughly stuffed with the science fiction esoterica of Doctor Who and Star Wars, I felt a need to vindicate my sci-fi fan credentials by absorbing all of what I perceived to be…

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  20th Century Women 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2022

  OK I'll bite, what's menstruation?

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Beautiful look into the possibility of sincere humanity's endurance out of an obliterating post-modern digital hellscape; how it feels to get spawn-camped by a 12 year old Russian child over the course of three hours. What a piece of work is man!!!!

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  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025 1

  This was the first film I ever saw in IMAX back on release day 2016 (which was also the last day of school) with my buddy Inigo and maybe that's all that matters

Popular reviews

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  Club Zero 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 May 2023

  You just know Ruben Östlund hand picked this one

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  If Only I Could Hibernate 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 May 2023 3

  See I wouldn't be calling my teacher a pedophile if my favourite activity seemed to be wiggling my toes in the mouth of my crying infant nephew