I fucking love this franchise

I feel we were lowkey robbed of a full 2hr 10th hunger games arena brawl, however- Eminem made up for it.

-.5 stars bc why is she singing (LOVED HOMAGE TO KATPISS AND THE HANGING TREE)
-.5 stars bc villain origin story SO valid, makes it hard for me to hate that geriatric inclement weather guy

ladies, take this as a perfect example on how to use and abuse men.

watched this on an illegal website with Ukrainian subtitles to watch john b thrust a furry v i r g i n for an hour or so

worse wattpad ive ever seen.
no plot, just 0-100, to 100-0 and then back 0-12

she was molested at summer camp by her counsellor

SUCH A GOOD MOVIE

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quick recap

vinyl store- never meet your hero’s

opera scene- never trust a band geek

motorcycle scene- should’ve run that bitch over

the end, actually speechless. 
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Dare I say, the best mission impossible.

Also Ethan, I have a mission should you choose to accept: getting in my bed