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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This movie was pretty good. I had a lot of qualms, but I still really liked it.  Rachel Zegler was really the saving grace here.  All of the costumes were a little off, especially the evil queen’s. That ugly ass chevron on the back of her cape killed me in that musical number. It’s so unfortunate because it could’ve been so good if it was somebody else.  I also am still pissed about the dwarfs not being actual people, but…

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  Mafia Mamma 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Ugh I love this movie. Toni Colette did the same thing as per usual. She Magia Mamma-ed the shit out of this thing.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This shit was genuinely so hilarious and simultaneously so difficult to watch bc of the gore. Him pretending to be hurt was so fucking funny AND WHEN CASUAL STARTED PLAYING I WAS GEEKED. The reveal about Sherry was crazy and had jaw on the floor. AND THE PART WHERE HE SNAPS HIS ARM WAS JUST FOUL.

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  I.S.S. 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  Simultaneously the most captivating and frustrating movie I’ve seen in such a long time. Literally got me out of my seat head in my hands squirming and shaking. WOWOWOOWW.

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