MeatPrank

MeatPrank

Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • The Thing
  • Throne of Blood

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Player

    ★★★★

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★½

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★½

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  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness

    ★★★

    Oppenheimer if it was actually good

  • Dicks: The Musical

    Dicks: The Musical

    ★★★½

    Megan Mullally is the only person on earth who can outshine Nathan Lane.

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  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★★½

    A louse with a buzzcut brings two washed-up intellectuals to the only place to go when all hope is gone. Much like going to a bar in Portland!

  • Kingdom of Heaven

    Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★

    KoH slurps up the bold stylistic dregs of Gladiator and spits them out without any of the charm. The pacing is incoherent and the story never settles into itself, opting for clumsily implied narrative and character development rather than on-screen evolution. It's a menagerie of brutal and bleak moments crudely cut together to tell a massive, sweeping story the film was never big enough to contain.

    Orlando Bloom is miscast and consistently overmatched by his scene partners, but Ava Green…

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