Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Prince of Darkness 1987

  ★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  Oppenheimer if it was actually good

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  Dicks: The Musical 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  Megan Mullally is the only person on earth who can outshine Nathan Lane.

Popular reviews

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  Stalker 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  A louse with a buzzcut brings two washed-up intellectuals to the only place to go when all hope is gone. Much like going to a bar in Portland!

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  Kingdom of Heaven 2005

  ★★ Watched 12 Jan 2024

  KoH slurps up the bold stylistic dregs of Gladiator and spits them out without any of the charm. The pacing is incoherent and the story never settles into itself, opting for clumsily implied narrative and character development rather than on-screen evolution. It's a menagerie of brutal and bleak moments crudely cut together to tell a massive, sweeping story the film was never big enough to contain.

  Orlando Bloom is miscast and consistently overmatched by his scene partners, but Ava Green…

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